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NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1729
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2877
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Crops Grown:	4596	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!

Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage sales

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!

Mystic Mind Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, 10. Mental health support, 11. Suicide prevention, 12. Mental health resources, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Coping mechanisms, 15. Mental health stigma, 16. Seeking help, 17. Mental health education, 18. Emotional distress, 19. Mental health crisis, 2. Self-awareness, 20. Long term mental health., 3. Threat assessment, 4. Personal safety, 5. Emotional well-being, 6. Risk evaluation, 7. Mental health awareness, 8. Self-harm prevention, 9. Crisis intervention, mental health, Mind, mystic, Realms

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6062	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new level of chaos and confusion!

We have so many mobs and traps that you’ll question whether you’re a threat to yourself or others!

Explore our twisted world where nothing makes sense and everything is out to get you!

You’ll never be bored as you navigate through our bizarre landscapes and try to survive against all odds!

Join now and see if you can make it out alive… or if you’ll end up being the biggest threat of all!

RevoltCraft: Rise of the Ordinary

activism, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, Democracy, dictatorships, grassroots movements, HUMAN RIGHTS, liberation movements, nonviolent resistance, ordinary, ordinary people, Overthrow, political activism, political change, Popular uprising, protest, regime change, resistance, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rise, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old dictatorships ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and become a freedom fighter in the virtual world! Our players have taken down oppressive rulers using nothing but pickaxes and TNT. Who needs politics when you have pixelated explosions? Join us and be a part of the revolution – because in our world, democracy is just a creeper explosion away!

WTOrekt Minecraft Server

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic stability, economic warfare, Economy, financial markets, foreign affairs, global recession, global trade, international relations, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, tariff shocks, trade policies, trade war, trump, WTO, WTOrekt

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	700
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

so, like, this server is lit af, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can escape the crazy trade wars and tariffs going on in the real world. like, china be all up in arms about trump’s tariff shocks, but here you can just chill and build your own world without worrying about a global recession. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. it’s like, a party in your computer screen, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, dudes!

Redstone Rivalry: US vs Rus

bilateral agreements, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Global cooperation, global politics, international affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Partnership, political alliances, Redstone, Rivalry, rus, russia, russian federation, shift in relations, strategic alliances, superpower relations, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3186
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs now and working together to make the server lit af! we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin like u just drank 10 energy drinks in a row.

we got secret underground bases where u can pretend ur a spy and do sneaky missions with ur new bff from russia. the alliances are constantly shifting and u never know who u can trust, just like in real life but way more fun cuz it’s all in minecraft.

come join the madness and see if u can survive the chaos of this epic partnership between two superpowers. who knows, maybe u will even become the next president of the server and make peace with all the creepers and zombies. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Photon Party Bioelectro Fun

Bioelectro, Fun, Party, photon

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spark? well do we have the server for u! our server is so lit, it literally requires the participation of photons to function! like, how crazy is that?!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a beam of light shoots out of your screen and BAM! diamonds for days! or building a house and the walls start glowing with bioelectromagnetism! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but in minecraft!

join our server and be a part of this mind-blowing experience! who needs regular old minecraft when u can have photons and bioelectromagnetism?! come join us and let’s light up the minecraft world together!

Players:	108/700	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	814
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3