Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7890	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	8401
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Items Found:	2262	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	3492
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	584
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	9836
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.

CraftyTrudeauResigns

Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauResigns, Government, leadership change, Liberal party, national caucus meeting, political announcement, political decision, political drama, political event, political future, political leadership, political news, political resignation, political scandal, political speculation, resignation, trudeau, Wednesday

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	699819	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in Minecraft, right? and suddenly, JUSTIN TRUDEAU shows up in the game and is like “hey guys, i’m resigning as Prime Minister of Canada, but first, let’s all play some Minecraft together!” how insane would that be?! join our server for a chance to play with world leaders and witness crazy announcements while building your own epic world. who knows, maybe next time it’ll be Elon Musk announcing he’s building a real-life rocket ship in Minecraft or something. come join the madness!