come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than marine le pen’s eyebrows! we are investigating all the illicit financing in the 2022 vote…jk we are just building epic castles and trolling noobs. come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decision making. who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? let’s make minecraft great again…or at least more entertaining than french politics.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Runes Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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