join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
November 19, 2024
Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 112 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8808 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.