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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magic Items Found:	4528
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	535
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8928
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crops Grown:	3545
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	352
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2596	Star Shards Collected:	288

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4