New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 107/600 Votes: 6177
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2728

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 419
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1932
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Votes: 6447
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 972
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5962
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3366 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Farms Harvested: 104
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3818
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5918
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Magic Items Found: 5945
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1692 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Alien Abductions: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6628
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 367603 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Votes: 7666

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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  • NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7713
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Potions Brewed: 40
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

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  • BulkBlocksRUs

    BulkBlocksRUs
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2469
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • Islandia

    Islandia
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5075
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dimension Hops: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 770
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Islandia
    Server Location US East
    Server Address islandiamc.duckdns.org
    Version 1.21.4
    Game Play Type [Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

    Description Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

    Plugins [BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

    Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

    3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

    You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

    4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

    Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

    5. What happens if I die on the server?

    If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

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  • Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

    Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5778
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

    Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

    Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

    Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9795
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Crops Grown: 8235 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dimension Hops: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

    With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

    Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

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  • BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

    BdaySurprise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5103
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Mines Excavated: 3580
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

    Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

    Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

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