COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Description |
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| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
![Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
| Owner | Homage (23M) |
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| Realm Type | Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack |
| Add-ons | 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals |
| Contact | Discord: homage2heezy |
| Age Restriction | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm. |
| What addons are included? | Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players. |
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!
4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?
5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
