Pea-Powered Sour Brews | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4315	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to brew sour beer with peas in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our epic server! Scientists have discovered a faster way to brew sour beer using peas, and we’ve brought that innovation to the virtual world!

Join our server for the most insane brewing experience of your life! Imagine sippin’ on a tasty pea-flavored sour beer while building your dream Minecraft world. It’s like a party in your mouth and in the game!

Forget boring old brewing methods, we’ve got the craziest and most unique brewing process you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is lit AF and always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this pea party started!

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	3793
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	141
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1173
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Farms Harvested:	189
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	336
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8388	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5223
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!