Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5135 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.
