Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	1942
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Farms Harvested:	982
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9790	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	115
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

enduring impressions, extraordinary visions, indelible images, indelible memories, lasting impressions, lasting memories, memorable events, once in a lifetime, OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP, one of a kind sightings., one time occurrences, Rare experiences, rare sightings, remarkable occurrences, singular encounters, singular moments, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, unforgettable sights, unique sightings

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

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Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Paul SMP Server Overview:

FAQ:

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When MC

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OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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