Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	4737
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Star Shards Collected:	63	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4092	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	298	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8569
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Star Shards Collected:	75	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	1951	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	4811	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1