PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	582	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Agreement, Big game, city, Communication, cousin, denial, Difference, football, friendship, Girlfriend, last minute, Minecraft, misunderstanding, owed, past week, Season Ticket, seasonal worker, Server, single games, Situation, Soccer, TICKETS, TicketTussle

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic football/soccer club experience ever! We promise not to steal your tickets like that one friend did. Plus, our in-game matches are way more intense than any real-life game. Who needs season tickets when you can have a virtual stadium all to yourself? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show your friend who’s boss!

BabyBlockerCraft

adhd, anxiety, BabyBlockerCraft, Birth experience, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandparents, maternal instincts, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Respect, support system, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	2516	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to kiss your baby without permission! Unlike some parents, we respect boundaries and won’t show up at the hospital multiple times during your labor.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).

Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!

EggNogCraft

Christmas beverage, Christmas drink, Christmas treat, creamy cocktail, creamy eggnog, creamy holiday drink, dairy drink, delicious drink, egg nog, EggNogCraft, festive drink, festive treat, holiday classic, holiday drink, holiday favorite, holiday tradition, seasonal favorite, traditional drink, traditional holiday beverage, winter beverage, winter treat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Votes:	9929

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t serve up any fun? Well, come join us on our server where we have an endless supply of egg nog for all our players! That’s right, you can sip on delicious egg nog while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special quest where you can hunt down the elusive Egg Nog Monster, a mythical creature made entirely of egg nog who roams the server causing chaos and mayhem.

So come join us on our egg nog-filled, chicken-infested, monster-hunting Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

UkrainianDroneZone

airports, airspace control, aviation safety, border conflict, cross-border conflict, drone strike, eastern europe, emergency protocols, flight disruptions, geopolitical tensions, international incident, military response, national defense, regional security, restricted activity, restricted zones, russia, security measures, Surveillance technology, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneZone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u know how ukraine and russia are always beefin’? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got ukrainian drones flyin’ around and strikin’ deep inside russia! it’s like a crazy war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! plus, we got three airports on lockdown, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Event Warp: Time Flyin’ Fun!

age, annual events, attention to time, christmas, cognitive psychology, cultural events, distortions in time perception, enjoyment, Event, Flyin, Fun, holidays, memory function, perception of time, Psychological phenomena, Ramadan, speeding up, temporal perception, Time, Time flying by, Time management, time passing quickly, time perception, Traditions, Warp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where time flies faster than a speeding bullet! forget about waiting for christmas or ramadan, on our server, every day feels like a holiday!

our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!

as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!

so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	–
Discord server	Join Discord
Online In-game map	Visit Map

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in the overworld
In-game private messaging and player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Is there cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions?

A: Yes, there is cross-play available on our server, and no Java account is required.

Q: Can players use custom enchantments on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchantments available for players to use.

Q: Are players allowed to teleport mobs using leads?

A: Players can teleport mobs by putting a lead on them.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there any special events or features on the server?

A: We offer free fly in the overworld every Sunday, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and more.

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20.3

1.20.3, BUNS, Campaign, celebration, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, free, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, Notes, Patch, patch notes, Resources, snowstreamer, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, twitch, XIV

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! We’ve got more patches than a quilt convention, with updates coming at you faster than a speeding minecart.

And get this – we’ve got events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign that’ll make you feel like you’re mining diamonds in a winter wonderland. It’s like Christmas every day, but with more explosions (hopefully not from creepers).

Plus, we’ve got more resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to something shady.

The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	793
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	616332	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

Players:	110/700	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15