PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	3615
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	163	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3699
Votes:	5910	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2287	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4268
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimension Hops:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6269	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	7183
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	9599	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchantments Applied:	65
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Farms Harvested:	378

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	529	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	72
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!