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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Magic Items Found: 4695 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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