Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

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Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

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Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9006	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LumberCraftersUnited

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come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

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So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	761
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

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MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

Server IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

About Classic Hunger Games

We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Rules

The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

Important Links

IP	MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

Q: What kits are available on the server?

A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	60
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	641	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SMPMineCraftRider

Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	7385
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

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so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	8973	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

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so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8367	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.