PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Votes:	4283	Ores Mined:	9224
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2090	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Animals Bred:	124	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	1686
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mines Excavated:	2277	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Void Gems Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	838	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2777	Emeralds Found:	9727
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!