ParisianPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	5951
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

advanced AI models, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, data analysis, deep learning, digital assistants, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, problem solving, Reliability, Shenanigans, superintelligence, Technology, trustworthiness

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mines Excavated:	2693	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Galactic, Griefers, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, starfield, Todd interview, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Potions Brewed:	69
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

accusations, Brazil, Brazils, Business, Chechen warlord, Chechnya, compliance, controversy, court ruling, cybertruck, Elon, elon musk, Kadyrov, Minecraft, Musk, POL, Politics, PRESSURE, REINSTATEMENT, remotely disabling, smp, Technology, tesla, top court

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting for guests, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, household rules, Minecraft, niece staying over, niece vs daughter, NieceCraft, parenting, PC Gaming, prioritizing my niece, school morning routine, school pressure, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, sleep schedule, teenage girls, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PleasureCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

Conflict, Crisis, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, Defense, deployment, Eastern Mediterranean, Edition, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Troops, united states, US troops, War, warzone

so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lady Power Minecraft Server

Action Movies, Architects, Audience, brick layers, Conquest, Creation, culture, Destruction, Elegant, goodness, heavenly glow, lady, Life, Light, Men, Minecraft, motherly kindness, power, psychos, romantic comedies, Server, Shadow, shapely, Sims, social games, sophistication, tabletop games, violent, violent games, war hungry, wellspring, wisdom, woman supremacist

Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI chatbots, AI-generated podcasts, Aichared, banter, blocky, Bot, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, desuproxyreborn, editor, Frontends, Gemini, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta_botmaking_list, metalogs, MetaOP templates, min3craft, models, proxies, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support, text-only models, thinking models, vision models

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aging parents, Boundaries, caregiver stress, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCare, Decision making, elder care, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, Healthcare, long-distance caregiving, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	8538

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.