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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3704 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
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