ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2309

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	8691
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Votes:	1171	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Votes:	8582
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	4972	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	4511	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3985	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Potions Brewed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3589
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!