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Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 718 Emeralds Found: 2352
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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