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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ores Mined: 3766 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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