New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.

explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.

so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP

    SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Like, one time, this dude on the server built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around like it was a horse. And another time, someone turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks, it was insane.

    But the best part is the people on the server, they’re all a bunch of nutjobs in the best way possible. Like, this one guy built an entire rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. And don’t even get me started on the pranks they pull, like the time they replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just plain old stupidity, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

    AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War

    PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Short Emo Vocab Test – SEVTA Land

    Short Emo Vocab Test – SEVTA Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of reading long boring stuff? join our server and take the SEVTA test! it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! unlock hidden emotions and unleash your inner teenager! become a master of emotions and conquer the virtual world with your newfound emotional intelligence! join now and experience the thrill of SEVTA!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wudeyu Anarchy

    Wudeyu Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wudeyu Anarchy is a small anarchic server where the rules are to skip them. Wudeyu Anarchy is oriented for the Hispanic community, despite its name in English, and is a temporary project, which probably closes soon.

    wudeyu.ip-ddns.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP