ParentalVacayNoWay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Enchantments Applied:	167	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7603

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	501	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2049	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Potions Brewed:	112	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	135	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1391	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9699	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!