ParentalSecretsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8155
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about keeping secrets from your parents again! Why? Because our server is located on a hidden island in the middle of the ocean that can only be accessed through a secret underwater portal. Your parents will never find out about your virtual adventures, no matter how many times they check your computer!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the island that only the bravest players can uncover.

So come join us on our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server, where the only secret you’ll need to keep is how much fun you’re having!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	7518
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	232	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5490
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4880
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	1912
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1308	Zombie Dances:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1821
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!