Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Magic Items Found: 4049 Divine Spears Created: 19
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Magic Items Found: 1233
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 173 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3296 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Star Shards Collected: 58

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Villages Defended: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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