ParentalPwnageCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7985	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	863

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7487	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3290	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9067

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Kino Poses Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime poses, anime recommendations, anime style, Board, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Kino, Manga, Otaku, poses, Realm, Thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate anime showdown, but with blocks and creepers and stuff!

We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!

You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.

Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

GirlBlocker420

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, concerns, Conflict, Crush, DATING, family, girl, GirlBlocker420, inappropriate, intervention, Maturity, parenting, relationships, sibling, younger sibling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward conversations about dating at a young age? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where 11-year-olds are trying to date 8-year-olds. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and avoid uncomfortable sibling interactions. Plus, we have a secret realm where you can hide from annoying siblings who just don’t understand boundaries. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPitFalls

cautionary tale, danger, Deception, ensnarement, enticement, Falling, false sense of security, hidden dangers, ILLUSION, Misconception, pitfall, PixelPitFalls, seduction, snare, subtle traps, temptation, trap, unaware, unseen risks, unsuspecting victims, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2880
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server and fall into the trap of endless fun and laughter! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself falling into pixelated pits of joy every time you log on.

Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!

SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory

Allergies, aroma, Challenges, Difficulty, FACTORY, irritant, Manufacturing, nose tickle, occupational hazard, occupational health., Pepper, pepper dust, pepper factory, production, pungent, repetitive motion, respiratory, Seasoning, SneezeCraft, sneezing, spicy, ventilation, Working

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3966
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.

our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Europa’s Alien Core – Minecraft Server

Alien, alien life, Astrobiology, celestial bodies, core, Europa’s core, Europa’s ocean, Europa’s surface, europas, extraterrestrial life, icy surface, Jupiter, Jupiter’s moon, metallic core, Minecraft, moon Europa, Ocean, outer space, planetary research, researchers, scientific discovery, Server, small core, space exploration, speculation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to jupiter’s moon europa! we got aliens, we got icy oceans, we even got a small metallic core at the center for all you hardcore miners out there! come dig your way to the center of the moon and uncover the mysteries of extraterrestrial life! who needs earth when you can explore europa in minecraft?! sign up now for a chance to be the first to discover the truth about this mysterious moon!

CollabCraft Empire 1.21.3

1.21.3, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration clarification, collaboration confusion, collaboration decision, collaboration discussion, collaboration explanation, collaboration idea, collaboration inquiry, collaboration interest, collaboration opportunity, collaboration potential, collaboration proposal, collaboration question, collaboration reason, collaboration request, collaboration suggestion, Empire, missed opportunity, Partnership, working together

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Lol, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.

Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.

So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!

DadGFsKids Minecraft Server

blended families, challenging family dynamics, DadGFsKids, dealing with difficult stepmother, family conflict, family disapproval, family dynamics, Family Values, generational divide, grandparent disapproval, intergenerational conflict, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, navigating family relationships, parental dating, parental relationships, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepmother, Server, setting boundaries, sibling solidarity, stepfamily issues, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with your dad’s shady live-in girlfriend and her demon spawn? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.

Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.

So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MomCraftWeddingBonanza

difficult relationships, divisive posts, family approval, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, mom’s wedding, MomCraftWeddingBonanza, negative behavior, wedding attendance, wedding concerns, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your mom’s questionable fiance.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.

So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?

Players:	105/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	4