Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you want a server where the only abuse you’ll face is from other players talking smack in the chat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where the only abusive parents are the ones who keep stealing your crops in the virtual farm. Our server is so safe and welcoming, even Endermen wouldn’t dare mess with you.

So come on, join us and leave your abusive past behind. In our world, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mines Excavated: 1516
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2604 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Animals Bred: 164
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mines Excavated: 3974
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Falling into the Void: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 322
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Towns Built: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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