ParentalPropertyPurge | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6504	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous plots.

Imagine a world where your virtual parents live rent-free on your virtual acreage, using your virtual utilities without a care in the world. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience all the chaos without the real-life consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the virtual sibling rivalry that puts your own family drama to shame. Watch as your virtual sister schemes her way to the top, leaving you in the dust. Will you stand up to her and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let her walk all over you like your real-life sister?

And don’t forget about your virtual niece, the golden child who gets everything handed to her on a silver platter. Will you fight for your share of the virtual inheritance, or will you let her take it all without a fight?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate family feud like never before. Who needs therapy when you can escape to a virtual world filled with even more dysfunction? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4753	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	7073
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	213
Mines Excavated:	2500	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	6992	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Animals Bred:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	4866	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
New Chunks Explored:	694775	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	190
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4062
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.