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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3770 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮
