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TrumpCraft: King of the Blocks

AUTHORITY, blocks, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, Government, King, leadership, Monarchy, opinion, Politics, power, Presidency, president trump, public opinion, reddit, republican party, republicans, social media, trump, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Trump calling himself King! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for resources, come join us for some political drama and power struggles. Will you pledge your allegiance to King Trump or will you start a rebellion and overthrow him? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyRails: Toronto2Quebec

#announcement, 300 km/h trains, Canada, CraftyRails, economic growth, environmental impact, fast trains, future technology, government project, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, North America, public transit, Quebec City, railway system, sustainable transportation, Toronto, Toronto2Quebec, Transportation, travel, trudeau, urban development

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	147301	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

u kno wat else runs at 300 km/h? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy builds, epic battles, and non-stop fun! we got trains that go so fast u won’t even believe it, just like trudeau’s announcement! hop on board and let’s zoom through the virtual world together! who needs a real high-speed rail when u can have one in minecraft, amirite? join now for a journey u won’t forget!

Diaper Poop Treasure Hunt

#sustainability, Baby Care, biodegradable, Childhood, diaper, diaper disposal, diaper technology, disposable diapers, early years, environmental impact, health, hunt, hygiene, infancy, landfill, Memories, parenting, Poop, preserved packets, sanitation, Treasure, waste management, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	110	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

YO, IF U WAS ROCKIN’ DEM DISPOSABLE DIAPERS AS A TINY HUMAN, U BEST BELIEVE THERE COULD BE SOME OF YOUR ANCIENT POO FLOATIN’ AROUND OUT THERE. BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER?!

WE GOT DIAPER POO TREASURE HUNTS, WHERE U CAN DIG FOR BURIED TREASURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A POO PACKET FROM YOUR BABY DAYS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’S WORTH A MILLION BUCKS OR SOMETHIN’!

ALSO, WE GOT A PETTING ZOO FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. IMAGINE ROLLIN’ UP TO A PVP MATCH ON A CREEPER STEED, SCARING THE PANTS OFF YOUR ENEMIES!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE U CAN BREW POTIONS THAT MAKE U FLY OR TURN INTO A GIANT CHICKEN. WHY BE A REGULAR MINECRAFTER WHEN U COULD BE A FLYING CHICKEN WARRIOR?!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE DIAPER POO AND CREEPER STEEDS AWAIT! LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, MINECRAFT STYLE!

MegaRaptorid’s Carcharodontosaurs: Aussie Antics

Ancient Ecosystems, ancient predators, antarctica, Antics, Aussie, Australia, Carcharodontosaurs, dinosaur fossils, discovery, Early Cretaceous, Evidence, evolutionary history, faunal interchange, Fossils, megaraptorid, MegaRaptorids, paleontological findings, Paleontology, predator hierarchy, prehistoric creatures, research, scientific study, south america

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Potions Brewed:	162	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dinosaurs roaming around like it’s jurassic park on steroids. we got megaraptorids and carcharodontosaurs running amok, causing chaos and mayhem. it’s like a prehistoric party up in here!

you’ll be able to witness the predator hierarchy in action and see the evidence of faunal interchange between Australia and South America through Antarctica during the Early Cretaceous. it’s like a history lesson, but with way more explosions and lava.

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time in a virtual world filled with ancient beasts, then this server is the place to be. join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a land where dinosaurs rule the roost. it’s gonna be a dino-mite time!

What is the IP for Dragoon Minecraft Server?

Dragoon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Dragoon is a futuristic electro-rock band known for their high-energy performances and unique blend of synth-heavy melodies and hard-hitting guitar riffs. Formed in 2015, the band has released multiple albums and EPs, earning a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim for their innovative sound and captivating live shows. With influences ranging from classic rock to electronic music, Dragoon continues to push boundaries and defy genres with their dynamic and edgy approach to music.

Pentacraft Magic server minecraft

1.7.10, bugs, high-tech, honest game, Industrial, lags, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, PentaCraft, Popular, Project, PvP, Quality, Server, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

★Quirm SMP

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, discord server, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mature Players, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, Unique Events, vanilla aspect, voice chat mod, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	149

Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Community	Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
Gameplay	Experience proximity chat gameplay.
Events
Server Performance	Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a Discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Information

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

Apply Now!

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1638
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ores Mined:	7854
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	180

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Villages Defended:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	280
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6979
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3