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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2418 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 333 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7870 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮