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Players: 98/500 Votes: 2418
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Farms Harvested: 333
Void Armor Forged: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7870

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

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  • ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

    ExBlockMate’sHouseParty
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7589
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6640 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

    Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

    Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

    NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2128
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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  • DemocraftParty2020

    DemocraftParty2020
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4444
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

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  • Pixel Quest 1.20.3

    Pixel Quest 1.20.3
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2333
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

    I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

    Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

    RoomiePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8514
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

    Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

    On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8173
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 164
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Votes: 1970 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

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    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7916
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 275
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 207
    Runes Activated: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1850
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mines Excavated: 1078

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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  • DadGoneMinecraftServer

    DadGoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2809
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 266
    New Chunks Explored: 969975 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

    Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

    Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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  • GrandmaGoneTil6mos

    GrandmaGoneTil6mos
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 1437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

    Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

    So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3929
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 New Chunks Explored: 610945
    Alien Abductions: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

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  • BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

    BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1817
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 48
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Votes: 4626 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

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    so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

    join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

    so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

    Pixel Pudgy Pals Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4105
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

    we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

    forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

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