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Players: 97/600 Votes: 2681
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Towns Built: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

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