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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6398 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 485 |
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.
And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
