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BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Votes:	219	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Ores Mined:	8683	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	10

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8631
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3378
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Votes:	5549	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	19