PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

All India Muslim League, british empire, British Raj, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural identity, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, Indian National Congress, Jinnah, Minecraft, nationalism, Pakistan, Pakistan Zindabad, PakistaniCraft, Partition, Played, Politics, Shouldve, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, subcontinent

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	1692	Dragon Eggs Found:	8630

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	507	Dragon Eggs Found:	9207

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	5843
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	1497
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ores Mined:	7108
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	384
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	814
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.