Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Jeff Bezos bedtime routine, Jeff Bezos sleepwear, jeff bezos, nighttime fashion

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, have you ever wondered if Jeff Bezos sleeps naked or with Pajamazon on? Well, guess what, on our epic Minecraft server, you can find out the answer to this burning question! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a house made entirely out of Amazon boxes and fight off creepers with Bezos himself! Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, Bezos will personally deliver a package to your virtual doorstep. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

personal space, Fairness, living situation, sibling, roommates

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

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FamAvoiderCraft

wine, Boundaries, christmas, Mother, Drunk

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

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RedditMilitFailz SMP

career sabotage, smp, ruin, career failure, rapid downfall

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

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CraftyCreeperKickOut

communication skills, Boundaries, polite ways, dating etiquette, Hookups

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

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BombCraft2021

nuclear agreement, nuclear weapons, Bomb, united nations, global politics

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

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Pajamazon Dreams – Minecraft Server

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

FamAvoiderCraft

RedditMilitFailz SMP

CraftyCreeperKickOut

BombCraft2021