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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 650 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!