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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9053 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!