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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1599 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6759 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!