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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!