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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4414 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!