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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3132 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!