PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SepticSleuthCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	955	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Buildings Constructed:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	98
Magic Items Found:	8732	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	196973
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6936	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	726	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Votes:	8664	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Potions Brewed:	65
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	107
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1