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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 806 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.