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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9985 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 272 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4244 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.
Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining 
