PagerCraft Minecraft Server

15 years, advancement, alert system, Communication, Coordinated pager blasts, coordination, Development, digital communication, efficiency, emergency response, historical event, innovation, long-term planning, making report, Messaging, milestone, Minecraft, notification system, PagerCraft, preparedness, progress, Server, strategy, Technology

Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!

So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	7382	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	123
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5962	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2633
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4346	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	587	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

2030, cash expenditures, China, dietary structure, economic impact, Expenses, food-borne, Fun, health, Healthcare, healthcare system, high protein, high-fat, HighFat, Lifestyle, medical costs, nutrition, personal medical, Population, preventive care, ProteinCraft, public health, trends

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6677	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!