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NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6148
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3024	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6163	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7307	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	69	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	670851	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	309	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	6317	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	190
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15