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TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DadCraft Server: Let’s Build Together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotions, and unresolved issues just like your family dynamic.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.

So why wait for family therapy when you can join our Minecraft server and create chaos and drama in a virtual world instead? It’s therapy for the soul, minus the awkward family conversations and emotional baggage. Join now and let the blocky therapy session begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	9477
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	930

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8128
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4647

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	260	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	909
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LoudCarGriefersCraft

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Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Emeralds Found:	6670	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SaiedCraft2023

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6178	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6