OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

annoyance, CREEPERS, discomfort, doubt, DURATION, Endurance, feeling, Frustration, Irritation, lingering, Move, overstaying, overstaying its welcome, OverstayingCraft, patience, persistence, prolonging, Questioning, Repetition, Starting, Time, uncertainty, unwanted, welcome

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Emeralds Found:	206	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2432
Love Letters Sent:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Enchantments Applied:	73	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2849	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9062
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	928
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.