Are you tired of hearing “Baby Shark” on repeat every time you log into a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned that annoying song and replaced it with epic tunes like “Old Town Road” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical adventure like no other and never worry about hearing the same song over and over again. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to “Baby Shark” one too many times, you might turn into an actual shark in the game! So come on over and jam out with us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
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SlovakCraft: Energy Wars
are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!